May 2026

Handicapgate… the sequel

Blewbury Croquet Club have launched a damage limitation exercise to put a lid on the affair known to committee members as the Handicapgate Scandal.

A wasps’ nest was overturned when one of our members — no names, no pack drill, careful with the pronouns — deliberately reduced their handicap on the CqE website below its correct level to gain entry to a tournament.

To compound the awkwardness of this situation our member justified their action by claiming that a former Blewbury player had also used similar creative accounting in the past.

The potential disrepute this could bring to the club triggered a welter of letters to the perpetrator of this chicanery, plus missives of apology to the clubs involved as well as relevant authorities.

And we’ve made a suggestion to the powers-that-be that there should be more tournaments for players with 20+ handicaps.

The bottom line is… the figure on your handicap card should always be the same as that registered by CqE and the correct figure should appear on the club website. If you are in any doubt, consult a club handicapper.

Volunteers, your club needs YOU!

A big tidy-up for the club’s grounds is being planned for next month following the successful mass spring-clean of the clubhouse in March.

Volunteers are being sought for a couple of Tuesday morning sessions — June 2nd and June 23rd, starting at 9.30am.

Blewbury projects manager Andy Evason, who is organising the clean-up, said: “The jobs to be done include the general tidying of things around the lawns, repairing the tiles on the gazebos, fixing the gutters on the gazebos and applying preservative to the gazebo supports.”

As ever with these plans, it will be a case of “many hands make light work’. Andy added: “It would be great to have a number of people to speed things up. If we finish everything on the 2nd then we won’t need to go ahead with the session on the 23rd.”

If you’ve got time to help out please drop Andy an email at andy3210213@gmail.com.

Founder’s Cup: King crowned champ

Congratulations to a Joe King on a pretty comprehensive job with the Founder’s Cup; he organised this year’s big AC competition, managed it, played in it and won it and then provided us with an in-depth report on the event .

Our graphic (below) shows all the scores. For every cough and spit from the day’s croquet please see Joe’s report.

Meanwhile, Blewbury were represented by David Long in the final of the National One-Ball Charity competition at Surbiton, although not with any conspicuous success. All he gleaned from his visit to the Surrey club was the knowledge that he needs some coaching on his swing! The tournament was won by Caversham player Gareth Hobby.

Hilary climbs to the top

There was no mistaking the winner of CqE’s May One-Day Short Croquet Tournament at Blewbury… I’m pretty sure that Hilary Bird is the only player around these parts who wears flip-flops on the courts!

Hilary, ex-Caversham but now a member of the Guildford and Godalming club, beat a field of 18 players, including eight of our own.

After a gloriously warm and sunny day of competition Hilary received her prize of an inscribed glass from tournament manager Joe King.

Date fixed for Longman Cup clash

Blewbury’s Longman Cup second round tie against Kington Langley will be played here on Thursday, June 11th.

It’s a chance for revenge over the Chippenham club, who knocked us out of this prestigious national AC competition last year. Indeed, our first round win over Bristol was our first in the Longman for nine years.

As ever, some support would be appreciated by Captain of Croquet Andrew Petit and his team as they contend for a place in the quarter-finals. You might pick up some reflected glory!

Bath get a soaking

Blewbury got off to a great start to their SWCF Short Croquet League campaign by thrashing Bath 10-2 in their opening fixtures.

Joe King and Andrew Petit both won all three of their matches while Avril Rangoni-Machiavelli and Andy Evason both had two wins each.

The match was truncated somewhat by the arrival of a hailstorm; with the result already decided it was agreed to forego the fourth round of matches and our visitors fled.

On the same day there was another wash-out involving Blewbury, this time the start of the club’s 3+ GC League fixtures, which ended with us on the wrong end of a 7-1 drubbing at the hands of Phyllis Court C.

The really bad news was that we were up against the weaker of the two Phyllis Court squads in that division. We will welcome the stronger one to Blewbury next month with some trepidation.

One of the few happier moments from that trip to Henley was our being joined on the courts by a family of goslings (above).

Memorial service for Minty

A service of thanksgiving for the life of the late, great Minty Clinch will be held in Chelsea, West London, on the afternoon of Wednesday, June 24th.

Minty, who passed away last November aged 83, had a packed funeral service at St.Mary’s, Uffington, and next month she will saluted again by former colleagues from the capital’s travel-writing fraternity.

Our club will be represented at the ceremony by Avril Rangoni-Machiavelli, Sandy Millikin and David Long. Anyone else from Blewbury wishing to say a final farewell to their old friend should contact David so that he can liaise with the family.

Tread carefully, Brian!

Here’s a good shot of Brian Jamieson on his way to victory over Edmund Shirley in the semi-final  of Blewbury’s heat of the All-England GC handicap tournament.

Look closely and you’ll see that Brian had to be very careful not to kick his black ball as he ran the hoop with his blue. The previously unbeaten Edmund was certainly watching very closely!

Brian was one of two Blewbury players to progress to the area finals of the competition, along with yours truly. We hope to be playing our next round at Phyllis Court in July, rather than Surbiton.

And we hope it will be a great deal warmer than it was for this round.

Many thanks to Carol Jamieson for the images in this newsletter

The first step to conquering All England

On a beautiful final day of April, four of us joined battle in the opening heat of the
All-England Handicap championships: Joe, Andy Evason, Deirdre, and Andrew Petit.
The joy of handicap play is that anyone might win! And so in the first round Andy E beat Joe 14-1 and in the 2nd round Andrew beat Joe 14-0 ! Meanwhile Andy went on to beat Deirdre and Andrew in the 2nd and 3rd rounds, and so now progresses to the next stage (an area final in August). Who knows where this might lead !

Meanwhile, Joe executed a just revenge (or reward?) on Andy and Andrew. Having judged that they had both become bandits over the winter, he had been threatening to reduce their handicaps for the last couple of months. Their decisive victories over him in this contest were the final straw! Andy’s AC handicap has been reduced from 7 to 4.5 and Andrew’s from 9 to 7. Neither know whether to be shocked, delighted, or just resigned !

Andrew Petit

That’s ‘andy for Andy and Andrew

Here’s Andrew Petit’s report on this week’s Longman Cup triumph…

On Wednesday, April 22nd, we had our first victory in the AC Inter-Club handicap tournament since 2017.

On a beautiful Spring day we hosted the first-round match — and the first CqE AC match of the season —against Bristol, who have often been our nemesis in the past.

We got off to a flying start with Andy Evason and Andrew Petit gaining two comfortable victories in their morning singles matches.

 Meanwhile, Deirdre Cochrane and Nigel Cox were battling it out in their doubles match against Bristol’s captain Margot Soakell and Simon Rye. Having got off to a very shaky start, Deirdre and Nigel valiantly fought back to 17-all at full time. Both teams had good opportunities to win the golden hoop, but it was Bristol that finally made it on the third attempt.

So the lunchtime score was 2-1, with four singles matches to be played in the afternoon.

Blewbury managed to win two of these through Evason and Petit, which was enough to bring about a 4-3 victory.

In the next round, we play Kington Langley. They beat us last year — but this time, we will have the home advantage.

All-England AC heat at Blewbury

We have written into the diary April 30th – next Thursday – as the date for our qualifier heat to the All-England handicap competition.

The All-England handicap is open to all AC players, playing handicap games, and starts at club level, then moves on to area finals played in your region and then the national final.

We have hosted the finals a year or so ago and will do so again in 2028.

If you would like to take part in the qualifier then please let Joe King know. It will start at 9:30 or 10:00am and run into the afternoon, depending on how many entrants we have. We need a minimum of 4, and have 3 signed up already. So if you’d like to play please let Joe know over the weekend. Depending on numbers we may need to postpone.  

The format for the regional and national finals is 26pt timed games, played full bisque to a base of 6. Depending on number we’ll use a format ensuring players have multiple games during the day.

April 2026

Water, water everywhere

April 17th proved to be a red-letter day for Blewbury Croquet Club with the first successful running of our new irrigation system.

It proved perfect timing with the courts in pristine condition for the staging of a CqE GC Open tournament just 24 hours later.

The system was programmed remotely to operate from 1.30 to 5am.

Delighted chairman Joe King said: “Each rotor ran for 25 minutes, which is around five complete sweeps back and forth. We used 23,000 litres… and not a penny to pay!

“The soil moisture content went up as hoped for and expected, so it was all good news. Again, all that is observable remotely.”

The lawns are still being mowed at ‘winter’ height as the grass is taking some time to recover from heavy wear after autumn maintenance coupled with dry conditions.

The height of the grass will be dropped over the next few weeks.

Brian had all the bases covered

Brian Jamieson was this week celebrating several jobs well done after Saturday’s GC Open tournament at Blewbury.

Brian’s busy weekend began on Friday evening by helping to prepare new hoop positions for the prestigious CqE event.

He was up at the crack of dawn the following morning to set up the lawns and then manage and referee the tournament before supervising the late-afternoon closedown — with his glamorous assistant — after a ten-hour shift.

And the canny Scotsman still found time on the following day to write up a concise report for our club website.

Brian said: “Generally the eight players were a pretty satisfied bunch and I didn’t hear any adverse comments.

“Refereeing was easy since players at this level know the rules about crushes, bevels etc and avoid these errors.”

His overall verdict? “I would like to be sure that all our members are aware that we organise tournaments that attract top players and have a good reputation in those circles.”

The tournament was won by the Dulwich player Guy Scurfield, seen here receiving his prize from Brian.

Club titles for King and Evason

Here’s a chance to catch up with the early-season competitive action at the club, for those who haven’t been paying attention to our website.

Members have battled it out in a range of codes and in a range of weather conditions, some of which were, er…. not the best!

First up, in a gale, was the AC Hi-Lo Doubles, from which Andrew Petit (Lo) and Claire King (Hi) took home the spoils. Andrew said: “No one was more surprised than me.”

Next there was a healthy turn-out for the Roger Cambray Shield, the club’s annual one-ball championship. Joe King, a man of many talents — gourmet chef, club chairman, AC world finalist  — added to his accomplishments by becoming our one-ball title-holder. Former winner Deirdre Cochrane (pictured above) took the honours in the plate event.

Sadly Joe can’t make the national final next month, so Blewbury will be represented at Surbiton by one from runner-up Nigel Cox or David Long or Andy Robertson.

The long-awaited 2025 Prebendal Trophy was finally contested four months late with Andy Evason capturing the AC crown, putting his seven bisques to good effect to beat Peter Allan 26-14 in a windswept final.

It was his first club title and Andy said: “I played a bit better after I used up all my bisques.”

For those who like an in-depth, comprehensive match report I would recommend the essay penned by the losing finalist … every cough and spit from the horse’s mouth!

Also defying plunging temperatures were contestants in the GC Hi-Lo Doubles. David Long (Lo) and Philippa Turner (Hi) walked away with the fine wines from that one.

And there was a successful start to their GC Advantage League campaign for Blewbury D, Simon and Jackie Bryant both scoring three wins in a 9-7 victory over Caversham.

Blewbury C kicked off their Advantage League campaign with an even bigger win — 13-3 over Basingstoke, assisted somewhat by one of the visiting team doing a no-show. A big shout-out here to Sarah Donne, who won all her matches, as did David Long. A subsequent protest by the Hampshire club — moaning about Philippa Turner’s timekeeping — was rejected by the League management.

Forty-eight hours later Blewbury C pulled off another victory, overcoming some huge Target scores differentials to win 9-7 at Phyllis Court E. David Vincent and Andy Evason chalked up three wins apiece after some lengthy battles against the four generously-handicapped Henley ladies.

Meet the mutt: Our doggone new member

Here’s a picture you weren’t expecting to see in a croquet newsletter! As part of our regular ‘meet the new member’ feature, BCC approached Chen Woodward, who has signed up with us on a three-month contract.

The plan is to make it easy for members to be able to recognise new faces to our courts and make them feel welcome.

But Chen had other ideas. “I couldn’t find a decent picture of myself,” she said, “so I have provided one of my dog Apollo, who is far more photogenic than me.”

Former police officer Chen is also a member of the South West Federation club Bradford-upon-Avon and is staying with her brother in Brightwell-cum-Sotwell while her property in Wiltshire is undergoing renovation.

Besides croquet, Chen’s other hobbies include campanology, calling the faithful to prayer by ringing the bells at her local church.

She has a son reading Finance at Durham University, while Apollo has four sons and two daughters… who are not reading anything.

Go easy with the mallet

Members are reminded not to hammer the hoops in too far when they are setting up the courts before their games. The bottom line is that tops of carrots should always protrude as far as possible without impeding the ball. The hoop positions are now being changed every three weeks but — to prevent the holes getting too loose — it is hoped that it won’t be necessary to move them more often.

Czech mate… Scurfield snatches Open title

Our One-day Open GC tournament regularly attracts a quality field of low-handicap players; people who are drawn by the one-day format and the quality of our courts. This year was no exception; neither the courts nor the weather were disappointing.

We welcomed young Josef Rakosnik, a Czech in the UK for the next week’s European Club League competition. He had arrived in the UK only the day before and was playing his first croquet of 2026.

The all-play-all format involved each player having seven games, so there was no hanging around.  After the first few games the field split into a top half, who were winning most of their games and a bottom half, who were struggling against the power play and accuracy of the lower handicappers, notably Ian Burridge (Nottingham) and Guy Scurfield (Dulwich), both playing off -1. 

Going into the seventh and final round, there were three on five wins — Burridge, Scurfield and Rakosnik. But the Czech was too far behind on net hoops, and Burridge and Scurfield were drawn to play each other.  

In this deciding game. Burridge had the edge for the first few hoops, but Scurfield came back strongly to win successive hoops at the end for a 7-5 victory.  Burridge thus ended up a creditable second.  Nick Saxton (Cheltenham) finished with a win to edge past Rakosnik on hoop difference for third place

Scurfield had won the tournament in 2024, but last year choose to play in Mauritius rather than Blewbury.  He describes his exploits there and in other equally exotic countries in his article in the current (April) edition of the Croquet Gazette.

Our picture shows Blewbury’s Open field, with champ Guy Scurfield third from left.

GC HiLo Doubles

The GC Hi-Lo doubles postponed from last autumn was played at Blewbury on Sunday and whilst the players looked forward to spring weather, nature treated them to autumnal  freezing temperatures and rain in between bursts of sunshine.  However, spirits were not dampened and 12 hardy players embarked on a day of hard fought competition.  Ultimately David Long was a worthy outright winner of the low handicap group with five wins out of five.   With three players from the high handicap group tied in first place at the start of the last round, Philippa Turner reprised her talent for winning on the last hoop of the day (as she did at Harwell last year).  This time, on the back of a wonderful approach shot to the 15th hoop, she played the winning stroke and thereby pipped  Bruce to win the high handicap group with 4 wins out of 5 games.  The cold weather meant that plenty of hot drinks and cake were consumed and that the bottles of white wine presented to Philippa and David were chilled!

The wind doth blow – again

On Saturday 11th April, three of our AC players, Joe King, Andy Evason, and myself, gathered at Blewbury to do battle for the 2025 Prebendal Trophy. Yes, I know it is now 2026, but we were not able to complete the competition last year due to the extensive works we had done on the lawns last autumn.

In the morning, Joe and I contested the semi-final as an 18-point game. The early morning rain had stopped before we got to the lawns and the wind referred to in the title had not yet got up. Joe won the toss and put me in first. I hoped that this would work to my advantage since I left no short shot for Joe’s second ball. However, Joe turned down the ‘short’ shot at the ball in corner 2 (a mere 13 yards away), and instead shot at my ball just south of the peg (I estimate this was 15 yards away) and hit it. This was not part of my game plan! From a somewhat tricky starting position, Joe crafted a break with what I can only describe as exemplary play. This was precision croquet of the highest order. It was not inconceivable that I had already played my last stroke (so much for having one bisque) since Joe has talked in the past about doing a quadruple peel (having run hoop 1, his partner ball is already on 3-back) so I decided to just sit back and enjoy Joe’s play. It was lovely to watch. The one glimmer of hope was that Joe did not manage to get his blue ball down to 3-back, so the quad peel was now very unlikely. However, the relentless precision play continued. Until hoop 5. Joe ran the hoop and had a rush on a ball that was only a couple of yards away – and he missed! I think we were both in shock. I now had a chance. The balls were reasonably placed for me to make a break. I had a good pioneer at hoop 1 so I decided to shoot at it gently from about 7 yards and use my bisque if I missed (which I did). My break was nowhere near as pretty as Joe’s. It was a bit too adventurous (the term is not a compliment!), but it was effective and I ran all 12 hoops. I am sure that some of you are thinking “surely you should have stopped at rover so that Joe couldn’t peg you out”. Against a lesser opponent you would be correct, but Joe is quite capable of peeling me through rover and still pegging me out, so there seems little point in doing that. I made a leave with my two balls near to 3-back (my next hoop), with Joe’s blue ball over by the west boundary and his black ball due north of mine. I had not put it far enough away for my liking and Joe decided to shoot at one of my balls. It was the shortest shot available, but if he missed, I would have an easy pickup. I expected Joe to hit in. It was a longish shot, but Joe is good at these. However, the croquet gods were on my side and Joe’s ball sailed through the middle of mine. I now had an easy pickup, I made the last four hoops on a three-ball break, and pegged out for an 18-5 win.

So, on to the final – a 26-point game against Andy. Andy had seven bisques and I know that he normally uses them well, so I was expecting a tough battle. Then the wind got up, so we were both battling against the wind as well. The play proved to be very ‘interactive’. This is a term used by the top players to describe a game in which each player makes a hoop or two, but then breaks down. It makes for a fun game, but it is not what we aspire to do. In fact, Andy was making the hoops (using some bisques) and I was failing hoop 1 each time. My clips sat there for an embarrassingly long time. However, with Andy’s clips both on hoop 5, I hit in, finally ran hoop 1, and made a break of nine hoops. The interactive play continued. At one point, I was casting to line up the shot and I realised that my mallet head was swinging in an ellipse as it went forwards and backward, going nowhere near the ball. Time to walk away and re-stalk. Which I did – three times! The interactive play continued and I got my yellow ball to rover. Andy’s balls were well advanced on penult and hoop 5, but then I hit in with my red ball with three balls around hoop 1. Making hoop 1 was easy, but I had no pioneer at hoop 2, and no pivot or pioneer at hoop 3. I manage to get a good rush on black up to hoop 2. I made the hoop and got a rush over to hoop 3. (All that 2-ball practice was coming in useful.) I made hoop 3, and realised that I actually had a decent chance of going round and even winning as there was a reasonable pioneer at hoop 4. Unfortunately, I blew it with the next stroke. I played a big split to send black to hoop 6 and to get my red ball down to the yellow pioneer at hoop 4 – and I left it woefully short. This was a missable shot, and I did indeed miss it. There was some more interactive play and some excitement when Andy failed rover with his second ball, but it was too late for me and Andy prevailed to win 26-14. There were only the two of us present at the time, so I had to take a selfie of me handing the trophy to Andy. Well done Andy; a worthy winner and perhaps the first of many.

Our King Rules

winner Joe King receives his trophy from Tournament Manager, David Long

This year the Roger Cambray Memorial Shield, our annual One-Ball championship, returned to its traditional Easter Monday slot. And the glorious weather made the event a fitting formal start to our summer season.

16 contestants – including our two newest members, Tim Leverton and Chen Woodward – competed in 4 tightly-fought blocks through the morning with the top 8 progressing to the afternoon knock-out. Joe King and Nigel Cox convincingly won their blocks with 3 wins out of 3, but the other two blocks required tie-break rules to determine not only the winner, but also the runner-up: David Vincent and Carol Jamieson progressed as block winners, with Philippa Turner and Andrew Petit just behind them; Deirdre Cochrane and Andy Evason were only narrowly eliminated.

Joe’s traditional Easter spit-roast provided a splendid centrepiece for the lunch that followed, with equally delicious salads and desserts provided by Philippa Turner, Sandy Millikin and Tim Leverton.

The afternoon saw the morning’s top 8 in quarter-final action, while the rest competed for a “plate” event. The four semi-finalists in the main event were Joe, Nigel, and the runner-ups from their two blocks. While David Long went on to beat Andy Robertson in the 3rd-place play-off, Nigel took an early lead against Joe in the Final, using his bisques well. But Joe was on unbeatable form, slowly clawing his way back to draw level, before pulling away to a 13-7 victory. After previous wins in the Founders Cup, Prebendal and KMT, Joe has finally – and deservedly – now got his name on the last of our AC trophies.

It was nearly a clean sweep for the Kings, with Claire reaching the final of the plate event; but there she met Deirdre Cochrane, the reigning champion (and 7-time winner) of this competition: Deirdre might have been knocked out of the main event this year, but she made sure she went away with a consolation prize.

The event acted also as our heat to the National Charity One-Ball competition (to be held at Surbiton on 16th May). Our donations raised an impressive £177.50 for Save The Children, Croquet England’s chosen charity for this season.

Blown away by Dave

No not the rapper, or by the brilliant play of one of our several Dave’s (or David’s). This was Storm Dave that decided to add an extra challenge to our AC Hi-Lo competition last Saturday (4th April).

The aim of the day was to have a fun, but competitive, day of AC doubles where everyone has a different partner in each round. A high handicap player would be paired with a low handicap player, quite possibly someone they had never played with before. Everyone seemed to have a good time in the morning, despite a little early rain, but then Storm Dave arrived after lunch. Plastic chairs went flying and it was difficult to swing the mallet so that you hit the ball instead of your shins. I reckon I had more bevelled edges in one day (not a fault unless you have a hampered stroke) than in the rest of my 10-year playing career.

I had planned to play five rounds, but by 5pm, most players felt they had had enough, so we stopped the formal proceeding at that point. A few hardy souls (Joe, Brian, Carol and I) played one last game, just for the fun of it. And wouldn’t you know it, the sun came out!

The players with the best results over the day were Andrew Petit and Claire King, so each of them wins a bottle of wine.